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Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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