Plan B is the new Plan A
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
