vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
They took my balls.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
