Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I am available for nakedness
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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