I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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