found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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