sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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