I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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