did you get engaged???
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
50% drunk capacity currently
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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