is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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