apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Nobody cheats on THIS.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize