I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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