By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
