just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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