I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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