marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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