Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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