Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
We got so high we made milksteak
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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