I think i sorta joined a cult last night
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize