ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
