You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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