dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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