i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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