I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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