This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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