please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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