I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I've blown a few things in my day
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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