I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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