Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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