No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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