D3 body, D1 cock
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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