Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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