Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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