omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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