it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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