found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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