what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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