And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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