After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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