i just wanna soil my oats bro
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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