Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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