hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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