I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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