Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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