No stitches, just platelets and will power
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
im holly from the hills drunk
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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