At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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