so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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