I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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