Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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