I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
