they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
