Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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