Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
What drink are we having for lunch?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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