these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
